The Lamentable Journey of Omaha Bigelow into the Impenetrable Loisada Jungle

Losing his job at Kinko's, dumped by his girlfriend, and suffering from a frustrating anatomical shortcoming, Omaha Bigelow finds solace on New York's Lower East Side in the arms of Maruquita Salsipuedes, a Nuyorican who uses her magical powers to cure his problems, but Omaha soon discovers that using magic to achieve overnight success may have unexpected costs. Original. 15,000 first printing.