The Top Ten Ways to Ruin the First Day of School

Eager to one day get on David Letterman's television show, fifth-grade Anthony Madison has prepared top-ten lists and rehearsed 'Stupid Pet Tricks' just on the off-chance they would meet, but living in Kansas, Anthony knows he is going to have to do even more to make his dream come true and so becomes a one-man comedy show for anywhere and everywhere he goes. Reprint.