The Pub at the Center of the Universe

If Kirk Deighton, perhaps the worst store security guard in history, is to survive and save the universe, he'd better learn a few basic rules.Rule 1; Never, ever, switch of your forced reality bubble. Rule 2; The most prevalent species in the universe are bugs. Rule 3; There are 5 known dimensions in the universe. Rule 4: Never ask why there are so many wings and legs in a party bucket. For Kirk failure will mean more than the end of things as he knows them. It will mean the end of everything-Period.A gigantic do-over.But hey...No Pressure.