The Goomba Diet: Living Large and Loving It

The authors of A Goomba's Guide to Life present a new plan for living and enjoying all that life has to offer--from food and drink to the company of good friends--offering such hilarious tidbits as five reasons why you will never meet a goomba vegan and ten much more fun things to do in the time you would have spent working if you had actually gone. Reprint. 30,000 first printing.