Secrets of the Wholly Grill: A Novel About Cravings, Barbecue, and Software

When Lenny Milton, loyal user of ThinkSoft products, receives a gift of flash-frozen sirloin tips, he discovers that they must only be cooked on the ThinkSoft system, and, tired of waiting to access the ThinkSoft network, he instead uses his Weber grill and unwittingly unleashes the rage of the tech gods, in a hilarious novel of software, end user agreements, and barbecues.