正值壯年53歲的作者凱文‧尼倫(Kevin Nealon)，不但是世界知名的喜劇演員，擁有大批的影迷，還有人人稱羨的職業、數不清的存款。但是，遇上了老婆懷孕，他可是一點辦法也沒有！跟常人一樣，他必須陪伴老婆度過懷孕的所有不舒服以及各式各樣意料不到的情緒問題…包括他自己的！本書是為人父母，特別是要做爸爸的人，一定要拜讀的幽默作品！
At fifty-three, Kevin Nealon thought he had it all: a massive international celebrity with legions of loyal fans; a fabulous modeling career; hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank; and the most recognizable face on the planet. Nealon had accomplished the impossible: a thirty-year career in show business with only limited trips to rehab. But just like every other celebrity, he felt that was not enough. The perpetually insatiable Nealon wanted more, and for him "more" meant a little addition that drooled, burped, and pooped (no, not a Pomeranian).
Now, in his first-ever book, Nealon tells the outrageous story of how he battled through aching joints, Milano cookie cravings, and a rapidly receding hairline to become a first-time dad at an age when most fathers are packing their kids off to college. Offering hysterical commentary about his fickle, often hormonal, road to belated and bloated fatherhood, Nealon guides you through the delivery room and beyond, discussing how his past, his wife, and his neuroses all converged in a montage of side-splitting insecurities during the months leading up to the birth of his son.
In Yes, You're Pregnant, But What About Me?, Nealon details his trip through all the emotional stages of pregnancy—uncomfortable, denial, hungry, sleepy, self-conscious, hungrier, confused, cranky, not-quite-as-hungry but still craving something, sweaty, covered in cookie crumbs—all while struggling to keep his blood pressure down and find the time to read the latest issue of the AARP Bulletin. Wrestling with the dilemmas and fears that fathers have been dealing with for centuries (Can I duct-tape a cribtogether? How often can I reuse a disposable diaper? What if the baby looks like me and not my wife?), Nealon never fails to entertain with the frequent lunacy and inevitable joy that punctuate his story about parenthood.
Laugh-out-loud funny and remarkably poignant, Nealon's entertaining perspective and his wealth of sarcasm provide a take on fatherhood that is as fresh as it is universal, always reminding you that half the fun of being a parent is getting there.
作者簡介
作者Kevin Nealon為美國喜劇男演員，參與喜劇演出與娛樂事業將近三十年。他曾經參與過電視節目週末夜現場(Saturday Night Live)，以及高爾夫球也瘋狂 (Happy Gilmore)、抓狂管訓班(Anger Management)、奶爸安親班(Daddy Day Care )等電影的演出。
Kevin Nealon has been involved with comedy and entertainment for almost thirty years. One of the longest-running cast members in the history of Saturday Night Live, Nealon has appeared in movies such as Happy Gilmore, Anger Management, and Daddy Day Care , and currently stars in the Showtime original series Weeds. Nealon lives in Los Angeles with his wife and their son, Gable.
