The School Nurse from the Black Lagoon

There's supposed to be a nurse at school, but no one has ever seen her. She's supposed to be a real ghoul! They say she uses a thermometer the size of a flagpole and a surfboard for a tongue depressor! They say that she gives students eye tests and if you don't pass, she uses your eyeballs for billiard balls!

Hubie swears to never go see the school nurse...until he gets sick at school one day!