Things Drunk People Say

This is a collection of sometimes crass, always absurd, drunk quotes--ranging from the tipsy:

��hat did I tell you my name was?��br />��his shot has the faint smell of public restroom.��
��his bar is as hot as uterus!��br />��'m way too broke to be this wasted!��br />��om! Someone's fucking in the bathroom again.��br />��hat? You think the clitoris evolved from nothing?!��br />��ou suck at drunk sex.��br />
Quotes were submitted via social networking sites (MySpace, Facebook, Twitter) by bar-hopping eavesdroppers. Quotes are integrated into original, graphic art.