Based on the hilarious
Little Book of Big Excuses, this is a yearlong desktop resource on how to get yourself out of every situation. Don't feel like giving out your phone number? Paying
taxes? This calendar allows you to embrace your inner escape artist and weasel out of 365 days of drudgery.
From the first time that anyone behaved badly and wished they hadn't, we humans have created more and better ways of covering our butts.
* Learn the art of "I'd love to, but . . ."
* Uncover the best ways to demonstrate your incompetence.
* Discover foolproof reasons for not calling, going on a second date, or showing up at the altar.
