The Vampire Is Just Not That into You

女孩，妳總是愛錯對象嗎？這本書絕對會把妳咬醒！

妳真的了解妳的吸血鬼男友嗎？
也許他滿口甜言蜜語，但他其實沒那麼喜歡妳！
也許他和妳約會，也打電話跟妳聊天，但他其實沒那麼喜歡妳！
也許他和妳每次見面都上床，但他其實沒那麼喜歡妳！

妳真的很想知道，究竟愛德華心裡是不是將妳當作他的天命真女？

　　吸血鬼界蟄伏百年的兩性專家「弗拉德．梅茲瑞曲」不想再看見妳們被愛德華耍得暈頭轉向，因此勇敢跳出來寫了《吸血鬼其實沒那麼喜歡妳》這本書，戳破吸血鬼男友的假面與謊言，拯救浮沉於無奈與徬徨的女孩早日脫離苦海！

　　書中字字句句實話實說，沒有廢話與陳腔濫調，數千個血淋淋的真實案例與針針見血的剖析，絕對會讓妳猛然大悟、大呼過癮，從此不再愛錯！

　　請相信曾經在情場打滾、如今願意洗心革面的弗拉德．梅茲瑞曲，吸血鬼男友的所有伎倆，在他眼中全都無所遁形！

本書特色

‧最另類的兩性關係指南，讓妳在覺醒之後還笑到噴淚！
‧關鍵字
《吸血鬼教妳讀心術》（他在妳面前是否退縮？露出獠牙？歪嘴而笑？）
《吸血鬼不會告訴妳的事》（雞皮疙瘩就是性感帶？妳體溫太高，親熱就像抱著剛烤好的魚？）

★本書中譯本《吸血鬼其實沒那麼喜歡妳》由木馬文化出版

　　Are you in love with a vampire? Are you worried that you might not be his (blood) type? Do you wonder whether that cold stare means he isn't interested . . . or if it's because he's been dead for three centuries (nothing personal)? Have you tried to coax him out of his crypt with a flash of your neck or a near-death situation that requires him to save you at the very last possible moment? Have you ever considered what it will be like to introduce him to your mother?

　　Even though your vampire's skin is transfixingly translucent, he can still be very hard to read. Sometimes he's simply holding back his true feelings, resisting the urge to bite you in the chance that one day you will truly love him. And other times . . . well, he's just not that into you.

　　How can you tell? Undead dating specialist Vlad Mezrich has all the answers, utilizing quizzes, Top Ten lists, language analysis, real-life (and real-death) testimonials, and fancy charts to show you what you need to do in order to get your vampire and keep him forever. Once you go vamp, you never decamp - so let this eternally rewarding book show you the way to the vampire of your dreams.

作者簡介

弗拉德．梅茲瑞曲

　　生於1659年，是吸血鬼界蟄伏百年的兩性專家。曾經在情場打滾、如今願意洗心革面，因此勇敢跳出來寫了《吸血鬼其實沒那麼喜歡妳》這本書，戳破吸血鬼男友的假面與謊言，請相信，吸血鬼男友的所有伎倆，在他眼中全都無所遁形！