Are you “getting on in years,” or know someone who is? Thinking of changing your birth certificate to show a more favorable birth date? You may lie about your age, but your age won’t lie to
you!
Not sure how to tell when you’re about to reach that fun sixtieth birthday?
Here are some clues:
- WebMD is your home page
- When asked, “Who’s your doctor?” you have to reply, “Which one?”
- An outbreak of acne makes you feel like a teenager again
- At your class reunion, you note with satisfaction that the captain of the football team wears a hearing aid
- The meadows where you sowed your wild oats are now shopping malls
- That empty seat on the bus has your name on it
- Your pharmacist greets you with “What’ll it be, pal?”
Getting older is not only fun . . . it’s funny! And with
You Know You’re 60 When . . ., you’ll be laughing as you go kicking and screaming over the hill, happily clutching your
chest!
