Dangerous Book for Idiots

 

Are you stark crazy? Do you think Jackass is for wimps? Do you like hospital food? Then this is just the book for you! From jumping through a glass window to illegally entering the U.S. from Mexico, fighting a crocodile to getting an eyeball tattoo—this book contains a plethora of heart pumping, ill-advised scenarios for the mentally deficient member of every society. There's a treacherous world out there just waiting for someone with guts, a lust for adventure, and absolutely no sense whatsoever. To get started, just make sure you've got the address of your local ER handy, make your last will and testament, and get ready to roll with 100 completely crazy and misguided ideas.