I Hate Everything 2012 Calendar

Amateur haters step aside. It's time to learn what it really means to be miserable.

Because this guy hates everything, and he hates it 365 days out of the year. From hating the little irks that happen now and then (like the water that squirts out of the mustard bottle) to hating the unfortunate realities of today's world (like that superheroes don't exist . . . but villains do), Matthew DiBenedetti tells you how he really feels.

With such a variety of daily, miserable musings, this calendar gives you someone to laugh at--and someone to loathe with--each day of the year.