How to Survive Parenthood

Humorous tips to help put new parents at ease

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You're back from the�hospital clutching your precious bundle only to realize you've got your�purse but left the baby behind! As a new parent, you're going to�need survival skills. You'll need courage to bear the crying, waking, and tantrums�in the middle of the night��nd when the baby starts, too, it�� even worse.�One must have the patience�of a saint; that, or the�disposable income of a professional athlete. But who knows? Your kids might be perfect.