Lighten up and laugh your way through the 9-to-5 grind with this mix of hilarious wisecracks, uproarious one-liners, full-color cartoons, and quotations from famous (and not-so-famous) wits.
The hundreds of jokes and quips in Laughter the Best Medicine @ Work have been collected from more than eight decades��worth of Reader�� Digest magazines and are guaranteed to
brighten up your workday. You��l find everything from outrageous resumes to creative excuses for calling in sick. So whether you suffer from an e-mail gone wrong, an irritating coworker, or a
dreadful boss, you��l see that laughter is the best medicine for all your work woes.
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A survey sent out to our contractors posed the question, ��hat motivates you to come to work every day?��One guy answered, ��robation officer.��/div>
��. Hewitt
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One of the less difficult blanks to fill in on our job-agency application is "Position Wanted." One job seeker wrote "Sitting."
��lo Traywick, Lynchburg, Virginia
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What do you call twin policemen? Copies.
��yler Meason
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My sister Angela was impressed by a job applicant's confidence. "How will you gain your coworkers' respect?" she asked. The reply: "Mainly through my misdemeanor."
��retchen Duff, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
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My laptop was driving me crazy. ��he A, E, and I keys always stick,��I complained to a friend.
She quickly diagnosed the problem. ��our computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.��/div>
��ngie Bulakites
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�My coworker at the hotel was miserable at his job and was desperately searching for a new one.
"Why don't you work for your mother?" I suggested.
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He shook his head. "I can't," he said. "Her company has a very strict policy against hiring relatives."
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"Who made up that ridiculous rule?"
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"My mother."
��oug Barilla, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
