Malice in Blunderland

Our unnamed hero is about to experience the worst week of his life. Waking up in a boat in a car park miles from home missing a shoe is just the start��y the end of the week�he will have been beaten up more than once, arrested several times, crossed the twisted leader of a Ukranian Mafia cartel, had very, very bad sex with a nymphomaniac wheelchair-user,�been mistaken for a serial rapist, and faced death��is own and someone else's. Not bad for a man whose biggest claim to fame so far has been his ability to do nothing constructive at work except play practical jokes�with his nerdy colleague's sandwiches. With its idiosyncratic spelling and grammar, unique internal monologues, and a sprinkling of invented words, this tale is as wild as I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell with more references to drugs than Trainspotting, leaving readers with a warm glow inside and an inane grin on their faces��ot unlike that of�the nameless and unfortunate hero.