Misery Bear’s Guide to Love & Heartbreak

A collection of hilariously sad rantings and ramblings, straight from the paw of a chronically depressed bear who just wants someone to love

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Misery Bear is the saddest, loneliest, drunkest bear in the world. He drinks too much, hates his menial office job, and can't get a girlfriend. Nothing ever goes his way, and he's always one swig of whiskey away from oblivion. In this adorably depressing guide to love and romance��ut mainly heartbreak, which is�what he has the most�experience in��he furry critter shares his photos, stories, diary entries, poems, love letters, romantic recipes, and doodles. Chapters include Anatomy of a Misery Bear, including a head full of dark thoughts, eyes�used to cry, and a mouth that doesn't smile much; a Dating Profile��#34;I am VERY lonely and VERY�available;" Celebrity Love List; Suicidal Sketchbook; and a Guide to�Ending Relationships.