Tales From Outer Space

Rock’n’roll bands... kung fu... spoken word... myspace kidnappings... internet exorcisms... psychic channeling of dead rock stars... welcome to the world of Paul Diamond Blow.Tales From Outer Space collects the best of Paul Diamond Blow’s internet articles, ramblings, musings and images, once confined to the realms of cyberspace, and now—for the first time ever—published in print in one helluva sexy volume. One part rock’n’roll advice, one part mad ramblings, and three parts sheer comedic genius, Tales From Outer Space will educate, entertain, stimulate and titillate you—not necessarily in that order.

Tales From Outer Space runs the gamut of the cerebral spectrum with insightful yet humorous tips and advice for rock bands and rock musicians (how to start a band, how to get gigs, why being in a rock band sucks, etc.), top ten lists (top ten rock stars, top ten sexiest women, etc.), general humorous articles (how to pick up chicks, free psychic readings, etc.), plus a collection of Paul Diamond Blow’s most hilarious blogs and bulletins originally posted on Myspace in 2005-2007, back when Myspace was cool (the exorcism of Myspace, Paul Diamond Blow kidnapped by terrorists, etc.) This book also contains Blow’s greatest spoken word pieces and song lyrics (KFC Drivethru, Whiskey & Leather, and more) and over 90 photographs and works of art spanning Paul Diamond Blow’s career as an artist and rock musician.

If you are a rock musician, you will love this book. If you are a fan of rock bands and rock’n’roll, you will love this book. If you are a connoisseur of pop culture, you will love this book. If you were on Myspace back when it was cool, and you know who Tila Tequila is, you will love this book. If you are a sports fan—move along... there’s nothing here for you.Tales From Outer Space: the wisdom, the philosophy—the zen—of Paul Diamond Blow, compacted down to 202 pages of sweet cherry pie heaven.