The Wankers Guide to Making Love

In this age of desire we are unfulfilled because we want more. We have been programmed to act on impulse but this leaves us guilt ridden and hollow. ‘The Wankers Guide to Making Love’ shatters the chains of fear, lust, and greed to reacquaint those hooked on the evaporating pleasure of an ungraspable quick fix to humankind’s true fulfilment: Love.However, if your desires are quenched by luxury gifts, expensive hotels, and humiliating your partner in the bedroom, you’re better off reading ‘Fifty shades of Grey’. But if you want love, real love, then look no further.Most importantly: nine out of ten wankers who read the ‘Wankers Guide to Making Love’ did not watch pornography again. (The one who did abstained for as long as he could. Try as he might he couldn’t get laid, if you met him you’d see why, and after suffering rejection after rejection he went home for a revenge wank. Let’s just say he’s a work in progress. He needs a girlfriend, and a little bit of counselling wouldn’t go amiss either, anyway.)‘The Wankers Guide to Making Love’ because all you need is love.