Webster’s New World College Dictionary defines insult as: to treat or speak to with scorn, insolence, or great disrespect; subject to treatment, a remark, etc. that hurts or is meant to
hurt the feelings or pride.
With that in mind, if a good shocking, offensive, or just plain funny insult is needed, this day-to-day calendar is where you can find it. Spoken by well-known entertainers, authors,
politicians, athletes, and more, such zingers as "He’s as nutty as a vegan T-bone," from humorist David Sedaris, or "She continued her brave battle against likeability," from comedian Joel
McHale are sure to fill the bill and guarantee the last word.