Mr. Emotionally Unavailable: A Parody

＂Meet Mr. Emotionally Unavailable, a Little Miss magnet with a big fear of commitment. Will he ever find love with no strings attached? If you’ve ever fallen for a fellow who’d rather hook up than settle down, you’re going to love Mr. Emotionally Unavailable. Just don’t expect him to love you back! Meet his friends Little Miss Passive Aggressive, Mr. Baller, Little Miss Hot Mess, Mr. Selfie, Little Miss Overshare, Mr. Humblebrag, and Little Miss Basic! ＂--