You Don’t Look Fat, You Look Crazy

An A to Z guide from artist Ashley Longshore, featuring her over-the-top artwork accompanied by outrageous advice on how to live the most decadent, exciting, successful, and—in her words—“ambitchous” life.

Ashley Longshore brings the glamour and audacity of her art to this book of advice on how to live as boldly as possible. You Don’t Look Fat, You Look Crazy is a collection of the attitudes and behaviors that make Ashley Longshore her inimitable self. With wisdom like “Put On Your Big Girl Panties,” “Jesus Wants You To Have a Birkin Bag,” and “Always Ask For More,” Ashley candidly shows us the path to a fabulous life. A combination of Longshore’s paintings, photographs, and illustrations make an entertaining and gorgeous book of tongue-in-cheek advice for the “ambitchous.”